VALENTINE'S DAY POEM
*** Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
*** What the hell is all that shit for?
*** People get mushy and start acting queer,
*** It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
*** This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
*** Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.
*** I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
*** And wear black for the rest of the week.
*** Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
*** For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
*** The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
*** Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
*** So, here's my story... what else can I say?
*** Love bites my ass... F**k Valentines Day!!
Will