We are having a Halloween party in a few weeks and I have no idea what to dress up as. I need ideas :1zhelp:
Halloween Costume Ideas
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go nekkid and write "invisible" on your stomach.
make sure to draw an arrow pointing down under the word "invisible" too.
make sure to draw an arrow pointing down under the word "invisible" too.
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lanky189
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borrow some clothes from one of your friends and go as him, then a few days later..still insist that you are that guy... allude to relations with his woman.
You could get a really big hammer, paint it gold and put "Property of Thor" on it and REALLY be Loki.
CTsupra
Supramania Contributor
Here's one that cheap and funny as hell. A buddy of mine did this a few years ago, it was a huge hit with the ladies.
Pick up a flasher outfit (long overcoat, hat, and rubber boots) and a flesh colored set of ladies extra large nylons, some fake hair in the form of the 'plush' fabric they use on stuffed animals, plus a bunch of pillow stuffing, and a short bit of string. Take the nylons and cut off one leg about 1/4 of the way down. Cut a hole in the other leg near the top large enough that you can stick your leg through the hole. Stuff the rest of the leg with the pillow stuffing, tie a string around the end to give you the 'head', and sew the hair to the base of the leg.
Pull this contraption on, and you should end up with a penis that's literally about 36 inches long and 5 inches in diameter. Put the flasher costume on overtop, and practice one liners like: "Hey honey, take a ride on the WILD side", "Speak into the microphone, sweetheart", and "You're cute. Have you ever been with a Real Man?"
Pick up a flasher outfit (long overcoat, hat, and rubber boots) and a flesh colored set of ladies extra large nylons, some fake hair in the form of the 'plush' fabric they use on stuffed animals, plus a bunch of pillow stuffing, and a short bit of string. Take the nylons and cut off one leg about 1/4 of the way down. Cut a hole in the other leg near the top large enough that you can stick your leg through the hole. Stuff the rest of the leg with the pillow stuffing, tie a string around the end to give you the 'head', and sew the hair to the base of the leg.
Pull this contraption on, and you should end up with a penis that's literally about 36 inches long and 5 inches in diameter. Put the flasher costume on overtop, and practice one liners like: "Hey honey, take a ride on the WILD side", "Speak into the microphone, sweetheart", and "You're cute. Have you ever been with a Real Man?"
I have pics of this somewhere, although they are my buddy Rob, not myself. And they are print pics, not digital, but I do have access to a scanner if you really want to see.