Now if this is what you people are hiding in all those churches, I may want to go. I've seen churches where borderline illiterate rednecks handle snakes; I've seen churches that have their people drink gasoline; I've even seen churches that have parishioners that speak insane jibberish at speeds that would make Kid Rock proud. None of this has ever tempted me to become one of the faithful. The whole listening to translations of the writings of primitives from the Bronze Age to find wisdom thing just doesn't do it for me.
But then I found Dr. Shine and Dee Dee's Seed Faith International Church. These prophets can fly, literally. I'm not kidding, and if that isn't a sign of divine providence, how about the fact that they can even transform into jet fighter planes like StarScream?!?!? Who would have thought that the Decepticons worked for god?
If that doesn't make you want to change your ways, I don't know what will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQDy1r45YC4
But then I found Dr. Shine and Dee Dee's Seed Faith International Church. These prophets can fly, literally. I'm not kidding, and if that isn't a sign of divine providence, how about the fact that they can even transform into jet fighter planes like StarScream?!?!? Who would have thought that the Decepticons worked for god?
If that doesn't make you want to change your ways, I don't know what will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQDy1r45YC4
