Free 5 Minute Mod Mania!!

[PorterzSupra]

Okay just lettin everyone know I did some searching the other night found some sweet ass mods for FREE!

Poor mans fuel pump upgrade

12 Volt fuel pump mod - TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE TO DO!! My car has much better responce and some more midend power after this mod, unplug the silver box on passenger side fender (2 wire connector) jumper the wires into themselfs eliminating the silver box or just tie them together.

Poor mans performance suspension

TEMS Super Stiff mod - You can make it so that in Sport mode you get 3 bars all the time, its great. By the battery theres a big fuse box beside that is the diagnosis connector, peel some of the coating back on the bottom wire loom runing into the connector, jump purple and brown together

Poor mans LSD upgrade

LSD LOCKUP!!

Redline 75W 90 NS for NO SLIP!!
Drain oil, Add a bottle of this and then make your own slip ratio using normal rear end oil, make it grab hard with high level of NS or make it softer with more rear end oil id start with all NS take for a test run and move from there.

There are a bunch more but thease are the ones I have done so far ill keep you posted...

 

[gixxer750]

um....

 

[empera]

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[Charlie97L]

*cough*

 

[tubbie]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Inygknok]

LOL! i guess u need to either have a sick morbid sense of humor like mine or be somewhat retarded in a way to get it..... i really should find that redneck parody automotive assistance site and post it here.

 

[cwapface]

weld the wastegate shut....that'll make some big power in less than 5 minutes

 

[Joel W.]

yy just pull the vac line off the actuator...

(insert sarcasism here):3d_frown:

 

[mkIIIman089]

porterz sell your car.

 

[IJ.]

Brought to you by the people that brought you "Intercoolers are overrated"

 

[IHI-RHC7]

Wait, what did he buy me Ian?
CUT THE DAMN YELLOW WIRE!!!!!!!
Why do people insist on hardwiring their pumps the wrong way.
When you jumper the fuel pump resistor, the ecu still engages the resistor, but in parallel instead of series. Guess what, running a huge ass resistor in parallel still robs juice from the pump.
Cut the yellow wire, and the ecu never gets the signal to the relay, so it's always closed, meaning constant 12V...

 

[Idealsupra]

well the first two are actually good mods.... the 12v mod included as thats been a SOGI tip forever....

im not sure on the LSD idea though .... :biglaugh:

 

[IJ.]

Jake: LOL it's been a long hard week......

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[SkyHawk Ecks]

Also brought to you by those who say oil filters aren't needed!

 

[americanjebus]

stop being cheep.

 

[Supraholic]

another one to the list:
Helium in tires.. because its lighter than air ofcourse!! +10 hp.

 

[supraman7mgte]

No one mentioned painting the body trim yellow,this will allow you to keep up with pesky 2005 Vipers...

 

[Slow Poopra 7MGTE]

any pics of this "yellow" wire that needs to be cut instead of re-looping the resistor plug. i never knew the ECU still ran thinking the resistor was there

 

[GrimJack]

another one to the list:
Helium in tires.. because its lighter than air ofcourse!! +10 hp.

This is actualy really funny - because helium at 30-40 psi actually weighs more than compressed air. Helium is only lighter than air at regular atmospheric pressure.

 

[cwapface]

don't some people run nitrogen in their tires?

and about the 9v-12v fuel pump mod, if the car is all stock is there any point to this?

another free power mod - go to the junkyard and pick up some 14x6 wheels with the 5x114 bolt pattern. slap on some tiny tires and you have just multplied your tire roasting torque factor!