down with evo

OneJoeZee

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So I was running late to class today and driving a little more 'spirited' than normal.

I see some guy in a wingless white evo(really clean look). We stop at a stop sign. I take off normal but I hear him WOT so I played along and pulled about 1/2 a car in 1st gear before shutting down real quick because I saw a car coming up fast in his lane. I assumed he would shut down too but he doesnt... He proceeds to pull out into the middle of the street around the car in front of him and Paul Walker me, then continue to blast down the street at WOT even though I had already obviously pulled on him... :dunno: oh well, whatever.

I eventually catch up to him at the next light. I see he has a girl in the car and has his gangsta lean on like he just did something cool... :dunno: oh well, whatever. I just smile and laugh to myself at this guy for continuing to race after I already shut down. Maybe he was playing a little too much NFS lately... :dunno: oh well, whatever

When the next light turns green, I roll off again. He nails it and I decide to go head and play along again now that I know his girl is in the car. I pull about a car in 1st and 2nd and shut down somewhere in 3rd gear. I made sure to keep in it a while longer so the smackdown was obvious. Wasn't gonna let him pull any fast and furio moves this time. He never tries to catch up to me this time and instead pulls off into a gas station...

Funny race... What's the point in accelerating way over the posted limit if the other person already shut down after pulling on you? :dunno: oh well, whatever


oh, this was also with bad spark plugs that are misfiring ~1bar... just to add salt in the wound. I thought evos were faster than that? :dunno: oh well, whatever.

that is all. now I'm gonna chow down on some KFC.

aight peace :chicken:
 

suprahero

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Good kill Joe. I haven't even seen an evo around here. I'll be wanting to kill one in another month though. Hopefully all of my parts will be in by then.

I'm more of a Chic Fil-A kind of guy................lol
 

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OneJoeZee said:
So I was running late to class today and driving a little more 'spirited' than normal.

I see some guy in a wingless white evo(really clean look). We stop at a stop sign. I take off normal but I hear him WOT so I played along and pulled about 1/2 a car in 1st gear before shutting down real quick because I saw a car coming up fast in his lane. I assumed he would shut down too but he doesnt... He proceeds to pull out into the middle of the street around the car in front of him and Paul Walker me, then continue to blast down the street at WOT even though I had already obviously pulled on him... :dunno: oh well, whatever.

I eventually catch up to him at the next light. I see he has a girl in the car and has his gangsta lean on like he just did something cool... :dunno: oh well, whatever. I just smile and laugh to myself at this guy for continuing to race after I already shut down. Maybe he was playing a little too much NFS lately... :dunno: oh well, whatever

When the next light turns green, I roll off again. He nails it and I decide to go head and play along again now that I know his girl is in the car. I pull about a car in 1st and 2nd and shut down somewhere in 3rd gear. I made sure to keep in it a while longer so the smackdown was obvious. Wasn't gonna let him pull any fast and furio moves this time. He never tries to catch up to me this time and instead pulls off into a gas station...

Funny race... What's the point in accelerating way over the posted limit if the other person already shut down after pulling on you? :dunno: oh well, whatever


oh, this was also with bad spark plugs that are misfiring ~1bar... just to add salt in the wound. I thought evos were faster than that? :dunno: oh well, whatever.

that is all. now I'm gonna chow down on some KFC.

aight peace :chicken:


+1 Rep. Nice kill, d00!
 

OneJoeZee

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suprahero said:
Good kill Joe. I haven't even seen an evo around here. I'll be wanting to kill one in another month though. Hopefully all of my parts will be in by then.

I'm more of a Chic Fil-A kind of guy................lol

Chic Fil A is good but I can no longer eat there. When they opened the one in my city, I stole a bunch of coupons for free sandwiches. They were Good but sick of them real fast. Never went back. Same thing with in n out. everyone loves it, but the site of in n out food makes me sick now.
 

suprahero

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SupraClaou said:
Kill every evo you find out there...
evos are quite fast from a stop,specially the evo 8 and 9...
but after that nothing!


Dude, we're through talking about the evo's. We want to talk about chicken.............:biglaugh:
 

Turb0Lover

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Haha Paul Walkered you.. that was great. people with EVO's try so hard because its an "EVO". nice kill with the car and the chicken!
 

Insidious Surmiser

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OneJoeZee said:
oh, this was also with bad spark plugs that are misfiring ~1bar... just to add salt in the wound. I thought evos were faster than that? :dunno: oh well, whatever.
:

nah, they're not fast at all... maybee his gangsta lean had an effect on his driving style :dunno: