I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told
her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd
been sitting in the
street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to
have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??"
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told
her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd
been sitting in the
street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to
have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??"
