Dear diary: State of Connecticut

CTsupra

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AUG. 12: Moved to our new home in Connecticut. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering them.

OCT. 14: Connecticut is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have all turned colors - shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

NOV. 11: Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

DEC. 2: It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off of the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow ball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Connecticut.

DEC. 12: More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

DEC. 19: More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow-plow.

DEC. 22: More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits untill I'm done shoveling the drieway. Asshole!

DEC. 25: Merry Fucking Christmas. More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snow-plow I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.

DEC. 27: More white shit last night. Been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through everytime. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weather man says to expect another ten inches of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow ten inches is?

DEC. 28: The fucking weather man was wrong. We got thirty-four inches of that white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before the summer. The snow-plow got stuck in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into my driveway, I boke my last one over his fucking head.

JAN. 4: Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3000 dollars worth of damage. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last november.

MAY. 3: Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that fucking salt they put all over the roads.

MAY. 10: Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that god-forsaken State of Connecticut.


This is so true. :rofl:
 
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SupraMario

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I think my side just split,
i havent laughed this hard in a long damn time,.
man this is great. thnx for this post made my day,.
 
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lanky189

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nice... i like va for all those reasons.. but the most snow we get here in Lynchburg is 12 inches once in a while...and it usualy melts away i a weeks time..and then summer comes thru..and our average highs are 85-90ish... its great here.
 

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NY gets some tough winters some times, the farther north you go the worse it gets.

reasons why i am moving to san diego!
 

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Need more salt? Take the shit our town puts down when it snows .5"... I laughed a lot though at that.

-J
 

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God that was a great post. Laughed my ass off.

Man, one day last year, we got less that 1 inch here in Raleigh and the whole town went fuggin ape shit. School busses didn't take kids home so either their parents had to risk their lives to go pick them up, or they spent the night at school. Roads were chaos. People just left their cars on the roads and walked. Stupid North Carolinians. :nuts:
 

mkIIIman089

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holy shit... thats kind of like what it is every year to me...

I liek teh snow
get tired of it
hate the god damn white cold
summer comes and melts it I'm happy
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SupraMario

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YourHondaSux said:
God that was a great post. Laughed my ass off.

Man, one day last year, we got less that 1 inch here in Raleigh and the whole town went fuggin ape shit. School busses didn't take kids home so either their parents had to risk their lives to go pick them up, or they spent the night at school. Roads were chaos. People just left their cars on the roads and walked. Stupid North Carolinians. :nuts:

sounds like TN, we see 1/16 of an inch, and schools close, shops go empty, people pray to what ever god they pray too.
and i walked around with a T-shirt on, that said god-damn its cold.:biglaugh: