Don't You Hate
being the only one caught speeding when you were just going as fast as everyone else.
getting into the "Exact Change Only" lane and ending up behind a guy who finds he hasn't got the exact change.
when something happens the day after you let your comprehensive insurance expire.
the nauseating smell of gasoline that wafts forward to tell you that they've over-filled your tank again.
"One Way" and "No Turn" signs that take you miles out of your way.
bumpers that are higher than yours.
repair shops that always have to order the part you desperately need.
finally getting into that moving lane only to find that it abruptly stops
a convertible top that invariably fails to operate whenever there's a sudden cloudburst.
lending your car to someone ... and after it's returned, the engine makes a strange sound you've never heard before.
car radios that fade out at critical moments.
finding a vacant space where you parked your car.
ok and last thing
Guy drives up to a gas station and the clerk comes out to pump the gas and notices that there are penguins in the back seat of the car. So the clerk ask the guy where he got the penguins and the guy says they just showed up one day. The guy then looks at the clerk and asks "What should I do with them?" The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach. :naughty:
being the only one caught speeding when you were just going as fast as everyone else.
getting into the "Exact Change Only" lane and ending up behind a guy who finds he hasn't got the exact change.
when something happens the day after you let your comprehensive insurance expire.
the nauseating smell of gasoline that wafts forward to tell you that they've over-filled your tank again.
"One Way" and "No Turn" signs that take you miles out of your way.
bumpers that are higher than yours.
repair shops that always have to order the part you desperately need.
finally getting into that moving lane only to find that it abruptly stops
a convertible top that invariably fails to operate whenever there's a sudden cloudburst.
lending your car to someone ... and after it's returned, the engine makes a strange sound you've never heard before.
car radios that fade out at critical moments.
finding a vacant space where you parked your car.
ok and last thing
Guy drives up to a gas station and the clerk comes out to pump the gas and notices that there are penguins in the back seat of the car. So the clerk ask the guy where he got the penguins and the guy says they just showed up one day. The guy then looks at the clerk and asks "What should I do with them?" The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach. :naughty:
