ChrisO, stop the pranks please !!!

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I never plop mine down without a quick TP wipe and then putting down fresh layer between the seat and my ass. Anything less is freaking gross.

In fact, I feel so strongly about it that I fought for a few years to have toilet seat liners installed at work. We now have them in both stalls, and as a joke a third one was installed above my desk. It's staying too, so I can keep a supply for when the others run out. :biglaugh:
 

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I agree with the above comments, but it's still sad that you have to be so careful or you'll have your ass glued to a toilet seat. I think it is as useless as vandalism, grafitti, and just plain ole being mean for no reason. People just do stupid things when they have nothing to gain from it but jail time and fines.

I personally think this is a two man job. I think his friend did the superglue and he sat in it so he could sue WalMart. He's already talking about sueing and it just happened. I would be worried about catching the bastard that did it first. There's no doubt in my mind that he is part of the problem. It's nothing racist at all, just my opinion. If he had blonde hair and blue eyes I would think the same thing, if all he wanted to talk about was a law suit. I doubt he gets away with it, but he might.................lol
 

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yeah that guys nuts for just sitting down withough at least wiping the toilet down. but thats a funny joke i might have to do that to one of my friends one of these times, that would be funny to c a friend leave on a strecher because a toilet seat is stuck to his ass.
 
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lanky189

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men don't hover. ever. It's manlaw number 36


also...who would have thought he's gonna sue. Seems like lawsuits are a way of making a living anymore.
 

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First of all, yeah, what Lanky said.

Secondly, hovering might work for a whizz, but when dropping the kids off at the pool, one must sit. I mean, what would happen if it was so intense that your knees buckled and you ended up sprawled out on the floor next to the stool?
 

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Seriously, what's with that?
Source Article said:
Jeffery Hanserd said he's ready to sue Wal-Mart citing pain, suffering and humiliation. Wal-Mart said it takes the toilet seat incident very seriously and is continuing its investigation into the matter.

WTF? I am sure he will make millions of dollars because of our retarded ass judges. How ridiculous. Wal-Mart had no responsibility at all. I hope he loses, but I know he won't.

Anyway, yeah, I've heard they've done studies that say that there is no real point in putting down seat protectors, but I refuse to put down any less than 2! Lol. If the retard had just looked first......
 
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i wanna know how he didn't feel something as soon as he sat down...regardless of how long that glue was sitting, there is no way it set up INSTANTANEOUSLY he had to have felt some squishyness