Chainsaw weilding robots that can fuel themselves on "bio-matter"...

[Supracentral]

http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/10/eatr-robots-are-coming-this-isnt-funny-anymore/

EATR robots are coming, this isn't funny anymore
by Vladislav Savov
Jul 10th 2009 at 9:02AM

Oh sure, we joke about rogue AI all the time, and we're aware that we'll probably pollute ourselves to death well before the robots get us, but who really thinks flesh-eating machines are a good idea? Has Morpheus taught us nothing? The (patently evil) scientists behind the EATR project -- no fair, they're making their own jokes now too -- say the reconnaissance bot is powered by foraging for and consuming biomatter, which to you and us simply means soft, pulsating, yummy humans. They call it fuel versatility, as gasoline, diesel, and solar power may also be used if available, yet we'll offer no prizes for predicting which energy source these chainsaw-equipped robots will prefer.

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I for one, welcome our new metal overlords... NOT!

Holy shit, what is wrong with these people?!?!?!??!

 

[Keros]

Pretty soon they'll be making us into freaky cyborg things by removing the mostly useless guts and slimey goo of the human body and replacing them with the no doubt superior guts and oily goo of a robot.

If you're lucky, you may even get a copper rectum.

 

[starscream5000]

Pretty soon they'll be making us into freaky cyborg things by removing the mostly useless guts and slimey goo of the human body and replacing them with the no doubt superior guts and oily goo of a robot.

If you're lucky, you may even get a copper rectum.

Gold for me please. :icon_razz

 

[subjug4tor]

Pretty soon they'll be making us into freaky cyborg things by removing the mostly useless guts and slimey goo of the human body and replacing them with the no doubt superior guts and oily goo of a robot.

If you're lucky, you may even get a copper rectum.

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

I dont see a laser cannon on there... I think I could outsmart a robot long enough to avoid a 6' arm with a chainsaw on the end...

 

[IJ.]

I wonder if they could be tuned to eat only the stupid?

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Goddammit! Haven't these people seen the Matrix?!

 

[drunk_medic]

And this, right after I started playing Fallout 3 again. Mr. Gutsy, anyone?
Also, Terminator franchise FTW.

 

[Poodles]

Nothing to fear as they're more than likely gonna be slow and confused by stairs LOL

Not to mention until they can somehow reproduce they're population is finite...

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

Don't robots lay eggs...?

 

[Fuzz420]

Don't robots lay eggs...?

No just dogs lay eggs

This thread reminds of the commercials ive been seeing for the new history channel show called "thats impossible" the supposed to have some real like terminator tech on there :1zhelp: