Catching your son whacking off...any stories?

[Clueless]

Here's one from sportbikes.net...

My wife and I were setting on the couch a few months ago watching TV. Our Son was in the bathroom taking a shower before going to bed.

My wife looks over at me and says, "Have you noticed that our Son is taking an extremely long time in the shower these days?"

-Me "Yea, he is probably jerking off."

-Wife "Oh, I can't believe you said that, that’s gross!" "Do you really think that is what he is doing?"

-Me "Well yeaaa, he is 13 and that's what 13 year old boys do in the shower."

-Wife "You need to have a talk with him. That is just nasty."

-Me "Ok"


10 minutes later our Son steps out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist.


-Me "HEY!"


Son stops dead in his tracks while the wife looks on in horror..


-Son "Yea?"

-Me "Your Mom says to stop jerking off in the shower." "She says it's nasty."


Son ducks his head in embarrassment while running through the house to his bed room; the wife tosses a shoe at my head...


His showers are much shorter now...

 

[ilikebigbutts]

lol, i would hate him if that happened to me...

 

[Fuzz420]

:rofl: cold blooded

 

[MassSupra89]

Hahaha straight to the point.

 

[DegreE]

The ROFLCOPTER just landed in my apartment while I was reading that!

omg

 

[Quin]

Speaking of whacking off, the past few weeks have been quite the ride. I was drunk while beating my meat and out of nowhere, I puked all over myself. I'm not a quitter though, I cleaned up after I was done.

And more recently, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping under my feet and I busted a load all over him. Does that make me gay or does that count as getting pussy?

 

[turbojuiced]

Well my parents caught me having sex with one of my ex's back in the day. Pretty embarrassing. Its a funny story actually. Of all people and of all places it was with the pastors daughter in the back of the church.

 

[lagged]

if my wife tells me to tell my son to stop jerking off i will smack her in the fucking face right then and there.

-45 minute+ shower taker

 

[Clueless]

Well my parents caught me having sex with one of my ex's back in the day. Pretty embarrassing. Its a funny story actually. Of all people and of all places it was with the pastors daughter in the back of the church.

That's actually kinda....kinky? She must'a been hot

 

[gtsfirefighter]

if my wife tells me to tell my son to stop jerking off i will smack her in the fucking face right then and there.

What he said.

Mine son is 12 but looks like he's 8. Right now xbox is the only thing he's interested in. I'll know though when it happens.:biglaugh:

 

[willfish]

this is going to be a good post,, funny too ...



Will

 

[ILikeCarsYesIDo]

Well my parents caught me having sex with one of my ex's back in the day. Pretty embarrassing. Its a funny story actually. Of all people and of all places it was with the pastors daughter in the back of the church.

I think everyone has a "pastor/boss's daughter" type story.

About 2% of them are true, haha.

 

[suprarx7nut]

I was messing around with my g/f two year ago (I as 19, she was 17) in her parents basement. We had gotten undressed and our clothes were on the sofa in line with the stairs, visible from the top. We were off to the side.

Anyways the lights turn on and we hear her stepdad say, "hello?" and we both stop showing any interest in each other immediately. We didn't respond and thank god he didn't come down. The next day he told her we must keep the lights on even while watching a movie.

It really kinda sucked though, because not only did we not mess around much after that, but they were rich off there ass and had a 110" high-def projector in the basement. It was an awesome movie experience.... until we had to keep the lights on.

 

[Ckanderson]

I take 20 min showers and dont jerk it in there :dunno:

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

I walked in on my roomate beating off in my garage last night. wierd.

 

[Ckanderson]

I walked in on my roomate beating off in my garage last night. wierd.

what was wierder, catchign him jerking it, or joining him? :naughty:

 

[Supracentral]

what was wierder, catchign him jerking it, or joining him? :naughty:

Nobody wants to hear stories of your childhood CK.... :nono:

 

[Ckanderson]

Nobody wants to hear stories of your childhood CK.... :nono:

:cry:

 

[turbojuiced]

I think everyone has a "pastor/boss's daughter" type story.

About 2% of them are true, haha.

in that case your looking at one of the 2%:naughty: .

 

[turbojuiced]

I was messing around with my g/f two year ago (I as 19, she was 17) in her parents basement. We had gotten undressed and our clothes were on the sofa in line with the stairs, visible from the top. We were off to the side.

Anyways the lights turn on and we hear her stepdad say, "hello?" and we both stop showing any interest in each other immediately. We didn't respond and thank god he didn't come down. The next day he told her we must keep the lights on even while watching a movie.

It really kinda sucked though, because not only did we not mess around much after that, but they were rich off there ass and had a 110" high-def projector in the basement. It was an awesome movie experience.... until we had to keep the lights on.

dam that must have sucked big time! you shouldve snuck out to the car or something :biglaugh: