Buy one new Porsche, get one FREE!!!

Jun 6, 2006
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Glen Fergusson - Sales and Marketing manager for a brand new Californian Porsche dealer. Has lost his job and faces possible legal proceedings as the company strives to reclaim the costs of the 18 Porches given away free under Glen's Opening day "buy one get one free promotion"

"I admit I didn't really do the numbers properly on this one" said Glen who told reporters that he had "seen the concept work really well for coffee stores" and in terms of numbers you could argue that Glen's campaign worked. As the new Porsche dealer sold 18 Porches in the first hour of the store opening.

It took the head office a full hour to realise what was going on and subsequently shut the store.

Local man Bruce Stepper took out a second mortgage on his home after getting a promotional flyer in his mailbox. "I am ecstatic - I brought a shiny red Porsche today, got another one free and I have sold just sold it on EBay, all up I end up getting a Porsche 911 for $5000"

Jane Cameron was arguably even more entrepreneurial. The local Janitor purchased a Porsche using the dealers "no deposit finance plan for low income earners", sold both cars, paid off the finance account and walked away with $120,000 profit. The finance plan was another one of Glen's initiatives that has now been cancelled.

A red faced Glen stated "I have never really been too good at Math and I was sure the whole time we were making money - I was initially blown away by the amount of cars we were selling in that first hour. I had seen the "buy one get one free card" work extremely well for the new coffee shop down the road and thought what a great idea I will try it here."

National spokesman for the dealership chain was quoted as saying "We are just glad that the idiot didn’t have time to run with his 'test drive 5 cars, get one free loyalty stamp card' campaign.
 

americanjebus

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Mar 30, 2005
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why does'nt this shit happen around me?

This guy wont even be able to get a job down the street at the coffee shop after this is done.
 

jdub

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Feb 10, 2006
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Awww man!
I'd have bought one and had the wife buy one!

What a moron :3d_frown:
 

OneJoeZee

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DreamerTheresa said:
Local man Bruce Stepper took out a second mortgage on his home after getting a promotional flyer in his mailbox. "I am ecstatic - I brought a shiny red Porsche today, got another one free and I have sold just sold it on EBay, all up I end up getting a Porsche 911 for $5000"

That's a deal and a half if I've ever seen one...:eek3:

::hah::mad:guy who thought this "sales idea" up.

::hah:: Is this f0r ReAlz? Coffee shop? That's too much. ::hah::
 

Quin

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Wow. That janitor pwned that guy. Really, that'd be great to catch. You buy one, wife buys one, kids get one. Say you have two kids, thats eight Porsches, sell all of them, you now have well over half a million in your hand. lol
 

Sparkynutz

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this doesnt make any sense. he had to have raised the price of the first one or something. when stores normally do this buy one get one free thing, the normal price has such a high markup that its still profitable, kinda like when jewelry goes on sale at shopko or kohls at 70% off. they are still making money, and making a killing on the idiots that buy the stuff for the like one month a year that its not on sale. it would be nice to see the whole story instead of only half of it, then we could better judge if its fake or real.