I went to my mailbox a little bit ago and grabbed my little bit of mail. I paid the bill and sealed that envelope, then i opened the heavy envelope without reading the address. It was from Colonial Penn trying to get me to buy insurance, then I noticed that, while the address was my address, it was someone completely different (i don't know who she is/was).
So, I wrote on the envelope "Return to sender, no such party at this address" and was about to reseal the envelope, when I noticed the business reply envelope inside. I stuffed everything (including the original envelope into that thing (I was going for weight), but before that I wrote on the original envelope "Figured you guys might want this stuff back. Enjoy the postage" and put it back in the business reply envelope, then I put a fortune cookie in there with the rest of the stuff for good measure, and wrote on both sides of the bulging envelope "Fragile. Do not bend."
I wonder if they are gonna send anything else my way.
Yep, I'm bored, been studying for 3 hours and only halfway through.
When you get bored, just post whatever random thought is in your head here. All that crap that doesn't deserve a thread goes here
EDIT: more randomness, as of this morning, I am a Big Brother again. I'm told that Charlie Sullivan Curtis was born 8lb 12oz, but that after the circumcision he currently weighs 7lb 14oz. When I was told this I said "Yep, he's a Curtis all right"
(Curtis is my last name btw, for those that don't know me)
So, I wrote on the envelope "Return to sender, no such party at this address" and was about to reseal the envelope, when I noticed the business reply envelope inside. I stuffed everything (including the original envelope into that thing (I was going for weight), but before that I wrote on the original envelope "Figured you guys might want this stuff back. Enjoy the postage" and put it back in the business reply envelope, then I put a fortune cookie in there with the rest of the stuff for good measure, and wrote on both sides of the bulging envelope "Fragile. Do not bend."
I wonder if they are gonna send anything else my way.
Yep, I'm bored, been studying for 3 hours and only halfway through.
When you get bored, just post whatever random thought is in your head here. All that crap that doesn't deserve a thread goes here
EDIT: more randomness, as of this morning, I am a Big Brother again. I'm told that Charlie Sullivan Curtis was born 8lb 12oz, but that after the circumcision he currently weighs 7lb 14oz. When I was told this I said "Yep, he's a Curtis all right"
(Curtis is my last name btw, for those that don't know me)
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