Bees Attacked me!

AaronsSupraMKIII

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I was working on my car today, and I sat my Mt. Dew can on the roof while I was working on it. I went to get a drink and noticed a bee on the can. I shooed him away, and the bastard went and got his friends! Within 10 minutes there were over 50 bees swarming my car! WTF? I got the air hose out, and blew about ten of them to the ground and stomped them, but the just kept coming. A few hours of bee fighting, and at sunset they finally left. Has this ever happened to any of you? I kept thinking about the killer bees! LMAO :biglaugh:
 

AaronsSupraMKIII

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Yeah I think they wanted to sub-lease my Mt. Dew can. :naughty: It was a freaky thing. Guess I watch to many Sci-Fi Movies, but it was starting to alarm me. I kept thinking I would hear there buzzing when I was under my car, even though they finally left. LOL

BorHor said:
WTF lol. You drank their new hive!
 

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What were you doing under the car. All the body work is on the top and sides of the car................:biglaugh:
 

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I got stung by a honey bee on July 2 of this year while standing at a fireworks stand. It took forever (weeks) for it to quit itching. It started itching again a couple of weeks ago and a little blister popped back up where I got stung. Needless to say, I went and got an Epi Pen cause I bet the next time I get stung I'll have a bad reaction.
 

flight doc89

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I was turning around in an empty parking lot when a CLOUD of wasps or something equally nasty swarmed my car. I had the windows up (thank god!) and when I turned back onto the road, after driving like 20 yards I look in the mirror and I can see where I left them behind (the cloud followed my car into the road).
 

GeneStarWindGSW

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I got stung by a black wasp in the neck once a couple years back. SUPER Painful :(

About a month ago, I got stung by a hornet in the neck again, Hurt like a mother.

I always told myself I would never get stung in the neck again, but there goes my luck. v_v
 

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AaronsSupraMKIII said:
I was working on my car today, and I sat my Mt. Dew can on the roof while I was working on it. I went to get a drink and noticed a bee on the can. I shooed him away, and the bastard went and got his friends! Within 10 minutes there were over 50 bees swarming my car! WTF? I got the air hose out, and blew about ten of them to the ground and stomped them, but the just kept coming. A few hours of bee fighting, and at sunset they finally left. Has this ever happened to any of you? I kept thinking about the killer bees! LMAO :biglaugh:
Bukkake on the bees.
 

GrimJack

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Some interesting facts about bees... and their closely related cousins.

Bees like anything with a high sugar content - they'd rather steal that than go through all the work of making honey. Annoying them is the wrong thing to do, you should just put something over the top of the can so they can't smell it anymore. They'll lose interest pretty quick.

Wasps / Hornets like meat, they're mean little fuckers, they'll bite you, then sting you if you object. Worse yet, they can sting multiple times, although the pain drops dramatically after the first couple because they are out of venom.

Don't kill any of them via squashing, or crush the bodies. Crushing them gives off a scent that annoys their sisters, who will attempt to make your life painful. Essentially, they go into revenge mode when you kill some.

Bees will swarm when a hive contains 2 queens. One will gather together half the hive, they'll load up with honey to homestead with, and fly off to another home where they'll build a new nest. This is probably what you drove though. Oddly enough, despite numerous horror movies to the contrary, bee swarms are not dangerous, as a bee carrying honey will not sting. They instinctively know that stinging will kill them, thereby depriving the new hive of the life sustaining honey they are carrying. If you know anyone who keeps bees, and you see a swarm, call them, they can come collect the queen and drop her into a new hive.
 

gtsfirefighter

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GrimJack said:
Some interesting facts about bees... and their closely related cousins.

Bees like anything with a high sugar content - they'd rather steal that than go through all the work of making honey. Annoying them is the wrong thing to do, you should just put something over the top of the can so they can't smell it anymore. They'll lose interest pretty quick.

Wasps / Hornets like meat, they're mean little fuckers, they'll bite you, then sting you if you object. Worse yet, they can sting multiple times, although the pain drops dramatically after the first couple because they are out of venom.

Don't kill any of them via squashing, or crush the bodies. Crushing them gives off a scent that annoys their sisters, who will attempt to make your life painful. Essentially, they go into revenge mode when you kill some.

Bees will swarm when a hive contains 2 queens. One will gather together half the hive, they'll load up with honey to homestead with, and fly off to another home where they'll build a new nest. This is probably what you drove though. Oddly enough, despite numerous horror movies to the contrary, bee swarms are not dangerous, as a bee carrying honey will not sting. They instinctively know that stinging will kill them, thereby depriving the new hive of the life sustaining honey they are carrying. If you know anyone who keeps bees, and you see a swarm, call them, they can come collect the queen and drop her into a new hive.


In Texas we have a lot of Yellow Jackets, and they are vicious little bitches.
If you walk by a nest of them up in the eave of your house, or anywhere for that matter, they will all stop what they are doing and watch you with their wings prepared for flight. They will continue to watch until you are out of sight.
 

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I've got some interesting facts about bees/wasps/hornets.

They are flammable.







Yeah... really that's as far as I ever got with the bastards, sorry :( Burning them prevents the smell of revenge, though ;)
 

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I was shooting off my potato gun in my back yard with my dog. All of a sudden my dog started acting weird and running around falling on the ground and poop.

Then I got bit; holy hell.

I had been standing on a wasps (I think?) nest and they were PISSED, swarming around. I grabbed my shit and ran down the hill, they kept biting and stayed on me until I took off my shirt. That sucked.
 

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Doward said:
I've got some interesting facts about bees/wasps/hornets.

They are flammable.







Yeah... really that's as far as I ever got with the bastards, sorry :( Burning them prevents the smell of revenge, though ;)

Yes, that is what my uncle use to do to them. He would find their nests in the ground and douse them with gas, light and run. BBQ bees anyone?:evil2: