An Aussie, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible plane crash. They found themselves stranded in the outback. After being there awhile, they got into the habit of going to a ridge every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there atop the ridge, the sheep started looking better and better to the Aussie.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Aussie took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another plane crash. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Aussie had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he
rescued her and the Aussie slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, beautiful clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Aussie started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in her ear: "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there atop the ridge, the sheep started looking better and better to the Aussie.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Aussie took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another plane crash. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Aussie had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he
rescued her and the Aussie slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, beautiful clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Aussie started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in her ear: "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
