30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

IJ.

Grumpy Old Man
Mar 30, 2005
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I come from a land down under
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.

3. Why don’t we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no… a flash headache.

11. Can I be honest with you?

12. How sweet, you brought incense.

13. This explains your car.

14. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.

15. Why is God punishing me?

16. At least this won’t take long.

17. I never saw one like that before.

18. But it still works, right?

19. It looks so unused.

20. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

21. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

22. Are you cold?

23. If you get me real drunk first.

24. Is that an optical illusion?

25. What is that?

26. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.

27. Does it come with an air pump?

28. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.

29. I guess this makes me the ‘early bird.

30. (Giggle and point)
 

Allan_MA70

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koulee said:
31. (Pulls out a dildo) Mine is bigger than yours.

Dude if mine was 15 inchs long with a head that turned around and a spiky bit on the top i'd be worryed! I'd much rather have a bit of silicon rubber better me then an ex BF of the woman (no complaints yet thankfully)
 

Troyota

I Love What You Do For Me
Jul 28, 2005
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They call it G. PIOS. God Put It On Sideways. It's bigger around than it is long...kinda like a coffee can. That was a running joke that some of my fraternity brothers and I had for one of our nerdier brothers.