1 man and his PS3 story.

SupraMario

SupraMario

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Mar 30, 2005
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Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3
i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.

a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.

so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.

about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to fuck off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go fuck themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that fuckin smell and looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.
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Now thats how to get what you want.
 
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SupraDerk

The Backseat Flyer
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I don't know how true that is, but if it actually happened that's pretty funny. I'm sure he broke a law or two doing that (if he did), but pretty funny
 
SupraMario

SupraMario

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SupraDerk said:
I don't know how true that is, but if it actually happened that's pretty funny. I'm sure he broke a law or two doing that (if he did), but pretty funny
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It does sound fishy, but its funny as hell none the less.:biglaugh:
 
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lanky189

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bunch of no life ass clowns camping out in front of best buy tuesday...what kind of person is so enamored with video cames as to take 3 days off work...sit outside a busy retail store like a homeless person, eating out of a cooler and inhaling all that pollution of the traffic, just for a damn console..
 
Superjustin13

Superjustin13

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eh

it was alright.

i personally wouldnt sit outside a store and camp for that long for a video game system.. or a video game.
 
LuvMySilverSupra

LuvMySilverSupra

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i got mine a little easier. wednesday, me and my friend rolled up to best buy around 2am, parked just outside the lot and took the license plate off my car and put on some masks. rolled up to them, started kickin their tents and sleeping bags (it was only wednesday so only 7 people in line. woke them up with a 12 gauge in their face and made them put their wallets in the bag. we told them we only wanted their cash and that we would dump their wallets outside burger king 2 blocks away so they could get their id's and cc's back after. got back in the car, took off down the block, my friend took al the cash out of the wallets, and we dumped the bag at burger king, parked around the corner 3 blocks, put the plate back on, and headed home. the next morning, we got up, went to best buy, there were 3 people there now, all 7 from the night before were gone, so we took #4 and 5 in line, then bought our ps3's with the other people's money friday morning.


of course i didnt really do this, but it was my plan, good thing for them im too lazy for something like this.
 
americanjebus

americanjebus

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lanky189 said:
bunch of no life ass clowns camping out in front of best buy tuesday...what kind of person is so enamored with video cames as to take 3 days off work...sit outside a busy retail store like a homeless person, eating out of a cooler and inhaling all that pollution of the traffic, just for a damn console..
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The kind of person that would do this is the kind of person that knows they could sell it on ebay for about $4-5k. I was going to stay in line but every store in my town had people camping out, and i happened to know everyone that was in line. The conversations were as follows

Me: how long you been in line?
them: like 20 hours, its fukin cold.
me: al this for a ps3?
them: no, all this for $2k + on ebay, beats working an 8 hour shift!

out of 24 in my town, 2 people are actually going to keep them.
 
vas85

vas85

SupraNut
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Loki said:
:rofl: that's great.
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lols agreed, as they say.. keep your friends close and your enemies closer!
Moral of the story :) (oh and keep laxatives on standby, never know when you may need them:biglaugh: )
 
vas85

vas85

SupraNut
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mattjk said:
BS. Lax doesn't work that fast.
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Try drinking 1 litre of Milk with some form of chocolate added, and a coffee afterwards :) Not as pure as a laxative but my god if it doesn't hit you in even < 30minutes LOL.
 
Jayhall

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kongykongfoomonk said:
So, I met a guy and he bought two ps3 and sold one to pay for the other an a new gt30r for is sti. I told him it was quite a good idea.

Edit: I also heard some guy got shot outside of a Wal-mart for one, not sure if its true or not.
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saw that on the news. 3 gun men tried to hold up the people camping out. Smart i guess, theyve all got 700 bucks to buy a new PS3. One guy stood up to the 3, and he got shot. I cant beleve the footage that ive been seeing about this stupid game consol. It makes me sick that some people are so shallow, they will walk ontop of another person, with out thinking twice.
 
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