You've got to be freaking kidding me.
Jehovah's witnesses just called the house... at 7:30 in the morning waking me up out of a sound sleep... asking me if I know who my saviour is. Went on about some shit that the world could possibly end today and that I need to find faith...
I said, "Look lady, there's a better chance of bin laden flying a plane into my house and me winning the congressional medal of honor for killing him than the world ending today." The lady was silent for a bit, and then she continued on with her spiel. At this point I screamed, "I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!," and hung up.
So, the morel of this story is, I hate jehovah's witnesses :madfawk: Well, thats my rant for this glorious day. :evil:
Jehovah's witnesses just called the house... at 7:30 in the morning waking me up out of a sound sleep... asking me if I know who my saviour is. Went on about some shit that the world could possibly end today and that I need to find faith...
I said, "Look lady, there's a better chance of bin laden flying a plane into my house and me winning the congressional medal of honor for killing him than the world ending today." The lady was silent for a bit, and then she continued on with her spiel. At this point I screamed, "I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!," and hung up.
So, the morel of this story is, I hate jehovah's witnesses :madfawk: Well, thats my rant for this glorious day. :evil:
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