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What flavors do you want, honey?

woot!

He's got two Supras and a 25 year old girlfriend. I'm sure he's feeling his midlifecrisisyouth just fine.

I love you so much sometimes.

FRIGGIN' YES! :: happy dance :: I'll have you know, I'm making jello shooters for Thursday night at Frolicon. A feat I've never attempted. Oh, boy.

Well, it's the 25th now here on the east coast, and it's Mike's birthday. He doesn't want me to tell you he's 40. Love you! :love:

They're noisey and smelly, then grow up to steal your car and credit cards.

I take less than directed for "adults and children over 12 years of age." Have you ever taken it, Figit? Stuff will KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT.

Who the hell needs GHB, right?

I have LITERALLY passed out in a hallway on the way to bed from that shit.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

I also open the floor to dead baby jokes. Thank you, http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/

Frederick's of Hollywood > Victoria's Secret

Log Cabin FTMFL!!!! Get thee some real maple syrup and report back after.

www.themafia.net

YAY!!!!

Still waiting on a w2.

No, thanks, but I appreciate the thought. I can't really drive. Too painful. I'm just about movie'd out. I tried calling my old school to get some bullshit straightened out, but it went straight to voicemail.

I think the closest thing to a chick flick we have in our DVD library is The Neverending Story.